International Writers Magazine: USA Road Trips
Badlands - One Fine Day
Ari J Kaufman in American's spectactular heartland
Friday morning, April 21, I found myself waking up to the piercing
sun in a Days Inn hotel far, far from home. After filling myself
with breads, waffles and bagels at the free continental breakfast,
I checked out and began what would serve as the most intriguing,
if not spectacular day of my week-long sojourn of our wonderful
country's Rocky Mountain region.
The trip had actually
begun three days earlier in the rolling hills of the Midwest, from Chicago
to Green Bay to Minneapolis and three-fourths of the way across South
Dakota; but now, on the fourth day, the mountainous adventure would
begin in earnest. As an added bonus in many ways, my girlfriend (Maria)
had been able to escape the saunas and swamps of academic life in South
Florida to join me back on the mainland, arriving in Minneapolis one
day prior. She would be my companion, photographer, note taker and other
things that have little do with travel, so this list will go no further.
distinct regions and destinations were on today's itinerary, with
the National Parks of Northwestern Wyoming (Yellowstone and Grand
Teton, of course) to follow over the weekend, before we returned
home via Salt Lake City. We would start the day at the locally-famous
Wall Drug Store in Wall, South Dakota, just four blocks from the
hotel, then hit Badlands National Park, just seven convenient miles
away for the rest of the morning, then scramble back onto Scenic
Route 44 (through, you guessed it, the town of Scenic, South Dakota)
northwest into Rapid City.
At that juncture,
we'd jump down into the Black Hills Forest, which would actually be
an upwards jaunt since we'd climb to more than 7,000 feet
to visit "The Boys" at Mount Rushmore. Finally, we'd finish
up by exiting the snows of the Black Hills (a blizzard has occurred
just 48 hours prior) into Wyoming and Devils Tower National Monument,
about 35 miles North of I-90 in Northeastern Wyoming. With those boundaries
and meticulous but flexible plans established, we entered Wall Drug
Store just prior to 10am. They open at 6.30.
Wall Drug Store, taking up much of truly dusty Main Street in Wall,
was built in 1931. There are cleverly placed and creatively scribed
signs along I-90 West noting how many miles to Wall Drug from as far
back as Southwestern Minnesota. South Dakota's portion of I-90 is nearly
300 miles before you hit Wall, so do the math to realize the magnitude
of this little town's local legend.
The store was far more elaborate than I imagined. After all, it
is a drug store, right? Founded by pharmacist Ted Hustead. Well, yes,
about one-tenth of it is. The remainder of the store reminded me of
some western shopping plaza in Scottsdale or Santa Fe, but much less
yuppie and cuter. There were two souvenir stores, a few "western
gear" stores, ring shops, statues, a chapel, two small restaurants
with FREE ice and water (this sort of thing was a novelty back in the
1930s it seems) and a dinosaur exhibit somewhere in the back, which
we never got around to seeing.
After purchasing our requisite souvenirs, Maria and I took a very agreeable
road past I-90 and into the Buffalo Gap National Grassland toward Badlands
National Park. The temperatur was unseasonably warm for this region,
but pleasant for us in comparison to the humidity of April in South
As we approached the Badlands, seeing grass and fields on both
sides of the car, I mused as to where these so-called "bad"lands were; however
after passing through the park's gates, I was soon quenched. Along the
entire duration of our two hours in the park, the right side of the
rental car (that being the north side as we headed west) was covered
in the relatively tepid greenery of grasslands with buffaloes roaming
and prairie dogs sunning themselves. Doubtlessly, these rare animals
were a nice diversion (after all, what good skeptic would actually be
gullible enough to consider that buffaloes would actually inhabit the BUFFALO
National Grasslands?), and when a hairy, squalid buffalo actually walked
in front of our car (obviously he did not see the crosswalk), we scrambled
to snap a cool photo.
However, the park's most authentic features were to our left, looking
south out toward the grass tables, Bryce Canyon-esque canyons and
vastness that one will only find in America's west. We hiked
down the spongy dirt trails at the Hay Butte Overlook into
the Badands a few times, but most of the time, Maria and I drove slowly
and cautiously for 26 miles along the gravel -laden Sage Creek
Rim Road that circumscribes the upper portion of the park within
the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation. All in all, as we vacated the park
at the aforementioned town of Scenic - which was depressingly anything
but - the journey was worthwhile in the demonstrating the diversity
and uniqueness that the Badlands displayed. A near 70 degree sunny
day in April in South Dakota didn't hurt matters either.
After a 35 mile drive up and out of the farmlands, through construction
and past a random dinosaur, we dined at Taco John's in Rapid City, the
second largest city in South Dakota at 60,000 strong. Maria and I ambled
our way up from sterile, urbane Rapid City and its 3,247 feet of
elevation along the Mount Rushmore Highway down into Keystone (the touristy
town that naturally enshrouds the historic monument, which thankfully
was closed since we had not yet hit peak season), and then back up to
the Mount Rushmore area at nearly 7,000 feet.
Why it is that businesses must take advantage of foolishly naive tourists
and make tacky towns at the outskirts of historic areas? This is
why Americans will never be considered as "cultured" as other
Gatlinburg, Tennessee, just outside the Great Smoky Mountain National
Park takes the proverbial cake, replete with space needles, wax museums
and a Hard Rock Cafe. Nothing says "I took a great vacation"
like a Hard Rock Orlando shirt and a snow globe with a tiny replica
of Downtown Branson, Missouri in it. Well, sadly to most Americans,
that is the epitome of uber-uniqueness in travel. This all
really pains me to admit as a patriotic American, but 90% of us, from
our coastal elites to our Middle American heartlanders need a lesson
in enjoying their continent. Boca Raton, Honolulu and Cancun simply
do not count.
Much as travel writer Bill Bryson once noted while looking a beautiful
and empty villa in the island of Capri, "It's a shame that wealth
is wasted on the rich." It truly is, Bill. And with that, let's
now move on to the pine tree-laden, frosty peaks of Mount Rushmore
in rural South Dakota, a perfect example of a fantastic marvel
that the majority of Americans will never see with their eyes, aside
from when watching Superman or Austin Powers movies.
As you climb from the town of Keystone to the monument that pays homage
to four of America's greatest presidents, the roads are windy,
hilly and, thanks to the recent blizzard in the region, full of a mixture
of white powder and verdancy. It's not the bucolic setting of the Badlands
or the farms of the Midwest hills we saw earlier, but to me, this area
was more majestic.
The Mount Rushmore
National Monument was built between 1927 and 1941 after the idea
was proposed by Gustav Borglum and introduced to congress by
President Calvin Coolidge in 1923. On this very warm spring day that
still radiated winter, it appeared to a no-brainer to build this memorable
marvel to view.
Maria and I walked by a sculpture of Mr. Borglum, which was erected
by his son, Lincoln, and stands as an entry point the walkway that leads
to the Grand Terrace where we could catch our initial glimpses of the
heads of the presidents, craved out of the stony mountain. The walkway
itself is pristine and immaculately lined with the state flags of each
United State, replete with the year of its inception. I rather enjoyed
this a bit too much.
One thing that pleasantly surprised me within my first observations
of the monument - perhaps induced by the snow and aforementioned greenery
- was how lush the areas around the mountain are. Not only were the
areas just below the heads full of snow and pine, but the views of the
surrounding areas below and behind us were dotted with snow and hills
that resembled the Rocky Mountains more so than what we'd recognize
as the Black Hills of Western South Dakota. Most images of Mount Rushmore
leave the viewer with the thought that the monument is out in the desert
or canyons (perhaps the Badlands) but this is false, and perhaps enhanced
by the fact that most photos are taken in summertime. Below the monument
is also an exquisite amphitheatre with a breathtaking view of the hills
and heads above. (Sadly, I never ascertained how often it is used, nor
for what purpose.)
While most other viewers decided that the Grand Terrace view was enough
for their money and time on an unusually warm 65 degrees and sunny late
afternoon, Maria and I decided to "hike" the 1.2 mile,
rail-enclosed loop trail up and around the monument. It wasn't exactly
strenuous, although the only other people we saw on it were fit-looking
Europeans. Most Americans proceeded to the gift shop to undoubtedly
buy a plastic replica of Abe Lincoln's head. Whoops, I did that later
But the trail was unique in that it offered a view of each solitary
presidential dome at certain points, with of course a plaque detailing
each president's accomplishments and biography when a gaze at his head
only. Many would ponder how Teddy Roosevelt came to have his cranium
emblazoned alongside arguably the three most important leaders in US
history, but when you consider his leadership in the Spanish American
war, his environmental industriousness, and that his presidency truly
launched us into the 20th century (TR was the first US leader to travel
abroad in 1901), his placement is justified. And being that this 660
foot monument was dedicated in 1941, there aren't any other presidents
who jump to mind that were missed, aside from perhaps Ulysses S. Grant,
Woodrow Wilson or James Madison. Arguably, if another four were
added today, you would find Franklin Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower,
Harry Truman and Ronald Reagan, but that's a discussion for another
time. Instead, a new monument to Native American war hero, "Crazy
Horse" is being erected.
tons of rock were removed from Mount Rushmore to leave space for
the four faces.
-90% of the rock and granite was removed via dynamite, with the
remaining extracted by way of jackhammers and wedges to knock the
rocks from the mountain.
-It is reported that George Washington, and we presume the others
are similarly endowed, has a head that is 60 feet tall,
a nose that is 21 feet long and a mouth that is 18 feet wide.
As we left, and
I snapped a photo of the breathtaking, Southern Utah-esque horizon from
the top of the parking structure, the only words that came to my mouth
to honor this man-made achievement were, "That was quite a thing."
It is indescribable unless you see it with your own eyes.
The drive down from Mount Rushmore, on Highway 244 West and then
385 North near Custer State Park did not disappoint; in fact, it was
the biggest surprise of the trip.
I had half-expected to come out of the hills to a flat state highway
which would then deposit me along I-90 in the town of Spearfish, just
a dozen miles or so from the Wyoming border, which I knew was tundra-like,
although at 5,000 feet of elevation. Instead, we drove along patches
of snow, over bridges high above breathtaking Sheridan and Pactora Lakes,
until we smoothed out into the charming town of Deadwood, South Dakota.
The blizzard from roughly 48 hours ago had dropped up to 34 inches in
some parts of Deadwood and nearby Lead, but now the roads were slushy
and the snow was piled high along the sides, making driving only moderately
difficult. Surely, the road we had entered on outside the National Forest
had been closed as recently as 24 hours ago.
Forty miles north of Rushmore, 30 miles northwest of Rapid City and
about 11 south of I-90, Deadwood is the official "resting place
of Wild Bill Hickok." It is a cute cowboy/mountain town, resembling
the scenery of Telluride, Colorado, but thankfully lacking the yuppie
stores, and instead dotted with a courthouse square and white houses
in the hills that resembled dollhouses, according to Maria.
We drove down Pioneer Way, noticed the amicability of the
locals as we had a quick bite, the drove the dozen or so miles to the
interstate in Spearfish. As I expected, now that we had officially left
The Black Hills Forest, we were soon on a flat road in the "tundra"
that more resembled images of Antarctica or Finland than the Wild West.
was now nearly 6pm, but the sun was still high and brilliant
above us, and temps had still not yet dipped below 60. We proceeded
to Devils Tower National Monument in Northeastern Wyoming.
The Tower is located about 13 miles into Wyoming, and then (at least when
coming from the East) about 22 miles northwest of the Wyoming town
on Sundance, along the sweeping terrain of US-14.
Devils Tower was
once an important landmark for Plains Indian tribes in Wyoming. Its
first documented visitors were members of WF Reynolds Yellowstone Expedition
in 1859. The current name was coined in 1875 by a US Geological
Survey Party. Devils Tower was christened as the nation's first
national monument in 1906, and this "rock climbing mecca"
was first conquered in 1893, although the first technical rock climbing
was not done until 1937. Today, hundreds of climbers make their way
1,280 feet to the top each summer, although it looks extremely difficult
to be frank. Climbers must register with a guide before even attempting
the journey. How did I know this? I can thank the "historic"
information sign about three miles before Devils Tower.
As you approach Devils Tower, even more so than Mount Rushmore, it seems
to be all around you at all times. The landscape here is hilly but not
extremely mountainous, thus even though the road swerves, you can see
the Tower 99% of the time as you approach it along the 22 miles
from the interstate.
Maria and I, arriving at about 640pm with at least an hour or more of
good daylight left, decided to hike the 1.3 mile trail around the base
of the rock. Figuring it would be docile terrain and at most a 35-40
minute jaunt in sunlight, I eschewed putting on a sweatshirt and we
ventured off. Big mistake.
As we ventured two or three tenths of a mile into the loop, the snow
began to cover most of the trail, and with the sun rarely hitting this
side of the monument, the land was indecipherable. Not only this, but
the temps were dropping as fast as the sun. The trail reappeared
at time, but mostly we just tried to walk in a circle as quickly as
we could around the tower, hoping for the bulk of the sun to reappear,
alerting us that we were almost back around.
At about 7.30pm, with temps now in the upper 50s at best, and the sun
continuously fading fast behind the mountains, wearing a t-shirt and
recalling that no other cars were in the lot when we pulled in, we were
a tad worried. Upon seeing a sign indicating that we were only halfway
done with the trail, Maria and Ari had to decide whether to turn
back or keep going. Either way, we had a minimum of 20 minutes to go,
but who knew how the snow would be the rest of the way. We pressed on.
(If you look at the photos of Devils Tower here (then imagine it is
snow and donning only a t-shirt and jeans), you can tell it's not like
a night at the Sheraton, or even the Days Inn for that matter.)
The snow did not clear up until the latter quarter-mile of the hike,
but we made it down at about 7:50pm with scarce light in the air. As
I sit here in the 90 degree sun of South Florida, I can laugh about
it, but it was no laughing matter five days ago.
After reaching our hotel much later that night, Maria and I enjoyed
our remaining two day of the trip in Yellowstone
and Grand Teton National
Parks. Those were remarkable as we would expect, but this "one
fine day" in the Black Hills Region of our country is a hidden
wonder that needed to explored, and I hope that others will do so too.
For more on Badlands
For more on Mount
Rushmore, please click here.
For more on Devils Tower National Monument, please click here.
© Ari Kaufman May 2006
Ari Kaufman -USA
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